Planning for a baby ? Check this out and this is really not funny

Planning a baby is joint decision from couple but there are very small things which certainly requires your attention. Once you plan out for the baby and later cry or repent that is very unfair for the new member of your family.

Well this is really not funny…but true

Prepare yourself for the following:

1. If you are a career woman and not planning to let go your work for a while, then think about it. As being a new member of your family, your    child really needs your attention in the beginning.

2. Your sleep pattern : As a female if you have habit of sleeping on your stomach and feel uncomfortable to sleep straight, better practice now to change your sleep pattern. Once you are pregnant you are required to sleep straight on your back.

3. If you love clean house …. Hey if you like your house look like hotel apartment all the time or feel really irritated when its all mess. I have got one tip…one day spread your kitchen spoons everywhere in the house. Your clothes remove from your cupboard and place it on your bed all twisted and wrinkled. Tore your newspaper and blow it in the air. IF the situation is something you can comment that ‘you are okay with this’…then you are ready for the parenthood.

4. Night time drama …. Atleast one day, you put alarm after every single hour, get up and roam in your house and sleep again and once again get up after one hour and do the same exercise again. As being a newborn in your house, he/she can make you awake throughout the night as and when he feel wet during nights or feel hungry in the middle of the night.

5. Patience is the key…Being a parent, you really need a high-level of patience and let me remind you this is very much different from “how you be patient” even if you don’t like “your boss’s comment” but still manage to smile.
In this case, most of the time things would be exactly opposite and would not be easy like achieving your target in company sales. You really need to work hard and one day you will achieve the target but as I said “Patience is the key” so just do not shout at your kid but rather smile and show that you do not have problem with his style of messing up your house….ha ha ha

6. Dressing up small kid is a big task…well in this case, if you have promised your friend to reach at certain place at specific time, then let me tell you dressing up your littleone is not going to be very easy. How you feel, when you put one of his hands in sleeve and when finished with the other one, he removes the first one which was already done before. Think about it…putting it again and again…good exercise na ?

7. Do not forget to repeat everything again and again.

8. When in supermarket: If you are in supermarket, one day try to carry everything that actually you do not want to buy and later putting it again on the proper rack. Because when you are buying in what you want…your little one would be busy in taking out everything that you DO NOT WANT

9. Try to work even when you are suffering from severe headache with no rest at all.

10. If you love some programme or movie on TV….well in that case get ready to watch cartoons all the time or how about watching your favourite show in installments after many requests.

If you think, you can bare that all…then this is a right time for your “Paranthood”

Well this is really not funny….Parenthood is really lovely

Source : NRIworld.in, Posted By : Sanju T     On : 2007-08-12